Screen Time Pillows

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

"Kids today... only care about latest technology."

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Child plugged into TV

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

Cell phones vs. books

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."

"You're so pedantic about screen ratios!"

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

Mobile Prison

Cellphone Addiction

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"It's the new iEye, it lets me see where I'm going when using my phone."

"The toughest thing about school is having to go six hours without texting."

Wifi Problem

Like

"This is a man trap and some poor creature is caught in it now."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

A smartphone steals a child's brain

The womb

TV Fan

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

Screen Burdern