Screen Time Sage Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with our screen time sage pillows. These playful designs celebrate their love for screens while keeping their surroundings stylish and fun.

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'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.' mockup

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

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"Do you even care about evil anymore?" mockup

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

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I should probably get out more.

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Bob's season finale.

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"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?" mockup

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

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"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died." mockup

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

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The Ebook

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Caution people texting

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"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here."

"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here." mockup

"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here."

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play." mockup

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger." mockup

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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Digital Fomo!

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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed. mockup

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

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A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey mockup

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!"" mockup

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Cellphone Islands

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“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.” mockup

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

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"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb." mockup

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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Tunnel of TV

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"He's an indoor cat."

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"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!" mockup

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

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"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet." mockup

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

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"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it." mockup

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped. mockup

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

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"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour." mockup

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

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'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.' mockup

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

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Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

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Modern camping

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Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours. mockup

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

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Computer spying.

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Free Little Library

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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,' mockup

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

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Screen Time Sage Pillows Collection

Screen Time Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the screen time sage—each one humorous and designed to make their caffeine break even more fun.

Screen Time Sage Prints

Find the perfect print to capture their love for screen time—fun, quirky artwork that brightens up any space.

Screen Time Sage T-Shirts

Looking for casual and witty wear? Our screen time sage t-shirts are perfect to showcase their tech passion with style and humor.