Screen Time Sage Mugs

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

I should probably get out more.

Bob's season finale.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Graduates on their phones

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

The Ebook

Caution people texting

"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here."

"There, there, son, you know your mother and I are always here for you."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Modern camping