"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"
Screen Time Committe Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with our pillows for the Screen Time Committee. Great for comfy loungings while embracing their love for digital worlds and long screen sessions.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
I should probably get out more.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Graduates on their phones
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Digital Fomo!
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Baby Screen Time
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
Tunnel of TV
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
Free Little Library
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
"Do you even care about evil anymore?"
"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"
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Screen Time Committe Pillows Collection
Screen Time Committe Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs for the Screen Time Committee—ideal for bringing humor and personality to their daily coffee rituals.
Screen Time Committe Prints
Browse our vibrant prints celebrating the Screen Time Committee—bring a playful vibe to their favorite space with artwork that resonates with digital enthusiasts.
Screen Time Committe T-Shirts
Discover witty T-shirts for the Screen Time Committee—comfortably stylish pieces that cheer on their love for all things digital.