Screen-time Management Pillows

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"No screen time means more scream time."

Free Little Library

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'