Screen Time Supervisors Pillows

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Free Little Library

A bull which has seen red.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

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