Screen Sage Pillows

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

Social Media

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"The following program contains technology terminology. Millennial guidance is advised."

"I've got some mates coming round to my place later to stare at their phones."

"I'm addicted to my smartphone."

Why god isn't listening...

Mobile Prison

"Just a damned minute!"

'Let me guess. Another addicted internet user.'

Computer spying.

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Have you tried searching under 'fruitless'?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

I should probably get out more.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up