Cinema Sage Pillows

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Heavenwood

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Computer spying.

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Gawk

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The Lawyer of Oz

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."