Cinema Sage Gifts

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Heavenwood

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

Computer spying.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."