Studio Sage Gifts

Music producers.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Computer spying.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk