Sandbox Sage Gifts

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Computer spying.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'