Sandbox Play Gifts

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Attorney-at-play

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'