Sandbox Enthusiast Gifts

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Mistakes were made…lessons will be learnt. The council now accepts it was a mistake to use quicksand in the play area."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"How long has your dad been out of work?"

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

Attorney-at-play

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"