Sandbox Fun Gifts

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'