Sandbox Aficionados Gifts

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Attorney-at-play

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'