Sandbox Gifts

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'