Sandbox Sleuth Gifts

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

George Orwell - the early years...

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

That kid's all business.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'