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"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."