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'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

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"How to deal with weeds."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."