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'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"How to deal with weeds."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."