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"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Attorney-at-play

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'My turn now!'

"O.K., Peter, time to go."