Sandbox Sheriff Gifts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

That kid's all business.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Attorney-at-play

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

George Orwell - the early years...

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Who do you want to sue when you grow up?"

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"O.K., Peter, time to go."