Sandbox Sailor Gifts

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sailor and mine

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Attorney-at-play

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'What type of line are you using?'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"