Sandbox Surfer Gifts

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You've got computer-breath."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

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'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Modern Studying

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Attorney-at-play

Moving Van.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

Surfing on your phone

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."