Surrealism Surfer Gifts

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Escher exhibition first floor

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Thermidor Dali

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.