Surrealism Surfer Pillows

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."