Surrealism Pillows

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'

The world coming to an end

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.

"Oh, it's you."

"Keep moving, keep moving"

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'I don't think he had a unique view of the world. I think he lost a contact.'

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

The Persistence of Memory 2020

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

Time-space convergence ahead.

Train is on time...

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

Kafka at his typewriter

Alice in Wonderland - Vain Lobster

"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"

Parking

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.

Museum Guard Portrait

Heavy Rain

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Today I had the strangest real-life experience.

Man on Drawing Pin

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The Salvador Deli