Surrealism Pillows

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'

The world coming to an end

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

"Oh, it's you."

"Keep moving, keep moving"

One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.

'I don't think he had a unique view of the world. I think he lost a contact.'

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

Time-space convergence ahead.

The Persistence of Memory 2020

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

Today I had the strangest real-life experience.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"

The Salvador Deli

A man doing a reality check.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Museum Guard Portrait

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Parking

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.

Shadow: I'm with stupid.

Kafka at his typewriter

Heavy Rain

Alice in Wonderland - Vain Lobster

Man on Drawing Pin