Surrealists Pillows

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

Egg horror movies.

A guy says to the sheep bartender, 'Am I dreaming?'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Thermidor Dali

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.