Surrealists T-Shirts

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

Egg horror movies.

A guy says to the sheep bartender, 'Am I dreaming?'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

"Things are looking up!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Thermidor Dali

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."