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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Crab with a clown face.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Dreams I have had...

Escher exhibition first floor

The Cremaster Cycle

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Thermidor Dali

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2