Surrealism Seeker T-Shirts

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Thermidor Dali

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Francis Picabia

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

'That is a nude, sir.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Jean Cocteau.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Man Ray

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice in Council

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Crab with a clown face.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

ThrEschers.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.