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"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Crab with a clown face.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"We have a favor to ask."

Thermidor Dali

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Reading room

"Get ready."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'