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"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Crab with a clown face.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Starvation Watching

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"He did it!"

"We have a favor to ask."

Thermidor Dali

Man Ray

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Francis Picabia

Reading room

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Get ready."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).