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A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Elephant Leak

'It's for you.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Gesundheit."

Dunk Mosquito

"They're about this big."

'This should really freak out the bird watchers.'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

Cow Pockets

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

"His dentures keep slipping."

"Everybody run for your lives! It's a bouncy castle!"

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.