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'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Eskimo fishing.

'Mom!!'

Ostriches

"Lasagna anyone?"

"His parents never picked him up."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

A ball's best case scenario.

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"They're about this big."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"His dentures keep slipping."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.