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'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Eskimo fishing.

'Mom!!'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

"His parents never picked him up."

"Lasagna anyone?"

Ostriches

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

A ball's best case scenario.

"They're about this big."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"