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"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Mom!!'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"Lasagna anyone?"

"What?!"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"They're about this big."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

"Say, what's that funny smell?"