Quirky Scenario Aficionado Gifts

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Mom!!'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Lasagna anyone?"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"What?!"

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

"They're about this big."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Fertility Clinic

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"