Quirky Scenario Admirer Gifts

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A chip off the old block...

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'It's for you.'

Ghost Porn

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"Lasagna anyone?"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"His parents never picked him up."

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"They're about this big."

A ball's best case scenario.

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

"I love this town!"

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

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