Quirky Scenarios Gifts

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

Spiderman car window cleaner

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Kate's Cat Kennel

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Dream Zoom

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

The Boarding-House

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Fertility Clinic

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.