Unexpected Scenarios Gifts

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Worry tank

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

'It's for you.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

Elephant Leak

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"I need to see the Father."

Bank Robbery

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

Golfer on Football Pitch

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"The plumber is here."

Dream Zoom

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

Lance, life recently threw me a curveball, and I don

'Where did you last see your club?'