Weird Scenario Writers Gifts

Dream Zoom

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Kate's Cat Kennel

'It's for you.'

Elephant Leak

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Bank Robbery

"Lasagna anyone?"

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"They're about this big."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

ATM.

Burglar sushes a baby