Strange Scenario Seekers Gifts

Elephant Leak

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"We have a favor to ask."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Knight in the Elevator

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Mom!!'

Kafka at his typewriter

Bank Robbery

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"After falling into a vat of radioactive lumbar rub - I discovered at the first sign of danger, I develop this amazing and incredible back back!"

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"Gesundheit."

"They're about this big."

Dunk Mosquito

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

Dream Zoom

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.