Scenario Creators Gifts

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's kittens."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

Elephant Leak

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

Knight in the Elevator

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Ghost carriage.

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Dream Zoom

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

"I used to dream of owning a pool. Now I dream of marginal friends not showing up uninvited."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

Artists dress for their themes.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."