Scenario Explorer Gifts

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I shop, therefore I am."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"It's kittens."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Elephant Leak

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Knight in the Elevator

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'TV on the blink?'

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Cat books

Jell-O: A Life.

How's my self-driving?

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

'Book within a Book'

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.