Scenario Explorer Gifts

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I shop, therefore I am."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"It's kittens."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Elephant Leak

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Knight in the Elevator

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'TV on the blink?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Cat books

Jell-O: A Life.

How's my self-driving?

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

'Book within a Book'

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.