Context Explorer Gifts

Information. Debriefing.

"The way I've got it doped out, postmodern man is all context and fragment."

'I was quoted out of context!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Thought Process.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

The Tangents talk it over.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Crayo-Blah

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Information

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

Shadow Artist

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Information and Still don't get it.

'Ha-ha! My Dad is right! If you say a word too many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore!'

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today