Concept Explorer Gifts

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

'I DO have the foggiest idea ... but that's all.'

'It's not who you know, it's what you know.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The first car accident.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Thought Process.

The Origami Society...

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"The overthinker"

Artifishial Intelligence

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Your Future Home.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

The Cremaster Cycle

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

' A new idea '

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Space for Lease.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'