Communication Explorer Gifts

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

'What is it?'

"I know you're not mad at me, but could you give me the silent treatment anyway?"

"Can you hear me now?"

The world's first wireless information transmission.

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

"You don't understand, you can make broadband calls without being at your PC!"

I'll tweet you when I get there...

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

The early days of e-mailing.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"If you want sex, just ask – there's no need to preface everything with 'In light of recent events.'"

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

"I should be grateful you’re ignoring me for a book instead of the TV."

Hard of Hearing Institute: Ring Bell For Service.

'Of course I haven't spoken to you in a week, I don't like to interrupt.'

'Okay, that's a good start, but can you think of any other ways to communicate besides putting sticky notes on him?'

It's a poor reception area he seems to have shut down completely...

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

"One day, I hope to be a dance interpreter as well."

Translator

Volcano Smoke Signals.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Baldo, I think you're on your phone too much.

Ways to say yes.

"I've been told I'm oblivious to people."

Babel

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Syntactically Challenged Anonymous

"Looks like we're having some relationship challenges - please come in."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"