Connectivity Explorer Gifts

"I'm fine here. I switched to wireless."

HUAWEI 5G

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

I think therefore I am.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

A Highly Networked Staff

The Sensitive Dude.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Graph to find your IQ

'She just won't speak to me!'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'