Connectivity Chaser Gifts

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"We're definitely in no-man's land."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Bright idea

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Multi-Tasking

Boom

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

The Thinker and the Doer.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

HUAWEI 5G

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

A Highly Networked Staff

"A possible eureka."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

David Hockney

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"