Connectivity Champion Gifts

"My email is down... talk to me."

Inclusive speech

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Couples' therapy

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Teamwork

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

WHO checklist

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

HUAWEI 5G

A Highly Networked Staff

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."