Connectivity King Gifts

'I love my mobile.'

"Email, text, tweet and Facebook me as soon as you get home."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Highly Networked Staff

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

Lovers greeting each other

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here