Caveman Of Connectivity Gifts

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The first art critic